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  • Season 18

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  • Tonga Bob

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    • Latest 5 Matches

    Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
    39 07 Mount Buller Demons Coney Island Warriors Win 16 Match Center
    39 06 Coney Island Warriors Sin City Swamprats Loss 5 Match Center
    39 05 Fighting Furies Coney Island Warriors Loss 10 Match Center
    39 04 Coney Island Warriors Las Vegas Bears Loss 38 Match Center
    39 03 Ophidian Old Boys FFC Coney Island Warriors Win 8 Match Center
    Games368
    Win177
    Draw5
    Loss186
    Goals5,556
    Behinds3,534
    Score36,870
    HitOuts5,067
    Kicks48,469
    Marks18,837
    Handballs44,289
    Tackles10,341
    Frees For5,710
    Frees Agnst5,632
    Disposals92,758
    DreamTeam362,610
    You are viewing Current Season Statistics!
    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Barrybran 7 0 56 41 61 2 4 13 3 4 408
    Brian_Muz 3 0 5 3 10 0 0 1 0 0 41
    Dinsdale 7 0 44 23 39 4 2 10 7 6 315
    Footyguy13 7 0 66 34 71 7 3 8 8 2 499
    Freofalcon 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
    Jannissary 7 0 40 33 51 4 5 4 6 4 370
    Jhf1870 7 0 62 38 29 10 2 8 0 0 376
    Mesc 5 0 15 9 8 0 1 2 5 5 118
    Mofra 7 0 43 16 21 2 2 2 1 0 229
    Moo 7 0 40 18 32 7 0 6 0 0 248
    Pantskyle 7 96 58 0 68 18 13 9 6 6 506
    Paracleet 2 0 7 5 6 1 0 1 0 2 51
    Piggy Smal 7 0 60 25 71 15 2 11 1 2 434
    Raveneyes 7 0 36 25 43 6 2 7 7 2 318
    Reginald P 4 0 8 4 12 4 1 0 1 0 83
    Riviat 7 0 25 4 2 0 1 1 16 5 190
    Sandgroper 7 0 38 17 49 13 5 6 0 2 304
    Spudmaster 7 4 59 3 61 31 22 6 3 4 462
    The Filth 7 0 33 3 0 4 1 1 22 11 265
    Theinjuryf 7 0 55 30 48 4 3 4 2 0 370
    Tonga Bob 7 4 57 0 56 43 19 8 4 0 478
    Toxic 6 0 6 3 10 0 0 0 4 1 72
    Zackah 7 0 30 15 49 11 6 4 2 4 287
    Coney Island Warriors

    The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

    The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

    Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

    Author: TheInjuryFactory

    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Raveneyes 329 103 1745 762 1635 270 191 189 213 125 13001
    Zackah 311 5 2269 855 2221 559 327 294 262 172 17244
    Freofalcon 299 204 1880 842 1739 378 227 230 172 107 14036
    Theinjuryf 221 21 2006 366 1929 888 470 238 145 92 15265
    Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
    Reginald P 215 87 1456 599 1233 285 143 156 223 141 11012
    Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
    Dinsdale 190 22 1349 633 1263 224 101 156 164 100 10107
    Toxic 189 17 1038 453 1040 271 142 131 90 58 8001
    Pantskyle 185 529 1800 119 1716 789 421 196 142 90 13649
    Tonga Bob 174 530 1697 420 1574 468 286 209 103 71 12249
    Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
    Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
    Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
    Footyguy13 157 7 1330 675 1273 182 89 157 111 78 9658
    Tubbsfarqu 155 34 789 415 702 102 60 89 65 33 5674
    Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
    Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
    Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
    Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
    Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
    Piggy Smal 121 32 610 248 441 89 46 64 124 99 4541
    Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
    Mofra 107 9 546 279 483 70 48 58 33 23 3825
    Mesc 95 24 435 213 385 55 30 47 44 35 3146
    Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
    Spudmaster 87 193 704 258 702 138 93 63 49 33 5266
    Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
    Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
    Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
    Stokey 79 0 381 225 381 59 40 44 53 40 3082
    Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
    The Filth 76 6 400 52 44 54 32 28 250 127 3241
    Jhf1870 75 14 496 291 414 58 28 60 35 20 3513
    Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
    Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
    Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
    Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
    Snuffaluph 67 14 383 184 311 47 28 29 52 30 2808
    Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
    Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
    Moo 58 33 311 144 287 55 17 45 17 9 2185
    Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
    Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
    Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
    Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
    Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
    Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
    Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
    Ocha905 50 0 481 95 432 175 88 37 33 25 3492
    El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
    Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
    Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
    David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
    Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
    The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
    Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
    Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
    The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
    Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
    Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
    Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
    Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
    Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
    Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
    Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
    Paracleet 26 23 149 68 130 17 20 12 14 14 1084
    Barrybran 26 0 196 126 178 17 10 31 23 19 1464
    Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
    I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
    Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
    Brian_Muz 22 2 126 71 118 15 9 15 26 14 1023
    Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
    Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
    Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
    Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
    Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
    Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
    Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
    Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
    Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
    A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
    Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
    Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
    Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
    Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
    Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
    Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
    Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
    Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
    Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
    Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
    A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
    Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
    Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
    Brahj 8 0 26 3 10 4 0 5 5 7 145
    Riviat 7 0 25 4 2 0 1 1 16 5 190
    Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
    Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
    Jannissary 7 0 40 33 51 4 5 4 6 4 370
    Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
    Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
    Sandgroper 7 0 38 17 49 13 5 6 0 2 304
    Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
    Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
    Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
    Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
    Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
    Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
    Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
    Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
    Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
    Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
    Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57
    Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26

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    Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
    39 3 0 4 648 682
    38 10 0 9 1960 1869
    37 7 0 9 1531 1656
    36 7 0 8 1543 1436
    35 12 0 7 1989 1882
    34 4 0 8 1046 1239
    33 7 1 10 1721 1791
    32 6 0 10 1535 1719
    31 11 0 8 1987 1931
    30 6 0 10 1606 1650
    29 7 0 10 1712 1728
    28 6 1 9 1585 1751
    27 11 0 7 1951 1648
    26 9 0 9 1749 1681
    25 4 1 11 1562 1613
    24 7 1 8 1589 1717