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  • Season 18

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  • Tonga Bob

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    • Latest 5 Matches

    Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
    38 QF Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Loss 5 Match Center
    38 18 Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Loss 19 Match Center
    38 16 Coney Island Warriors Sin City Swamprats Win 13 Match Center
    38 15 Fighting Furies Coney Island Warriors Loss 2 Match Center
    38 14 Gumbies FFC Coney Island Warriors Loss 10 Match Center
    Games359
    Win173
    Draw5
    Loss181
    Goals5,433
    Behinds3,462
    Score36,060
    HitOuts4,937
    Kicks47,405
    Marks18,410
    Handballs43,298
    Tackles10,105
    Frees For5,593
    Frees Agnst5,501
    Disposals90,703
    DreamTeam354,547
    You are viewing Current Season Statistics!
    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Barrybran 17 0 123 79 109 13 6 18 20 15 963
    Brahj 6 0 19 0 4 4 0 4 5 7 106
    Brian_Muz 17 2 118 68 108 15 9 14 25 14 967
    Dinsdale 17 0 117 81 122 11 4 14 23 10 992
    Footyguy13 17 7 155 74 143 31 6 21 7 6 1095
    Freofalcon 17 0 110 58 103 24 16 12 4 3 813
    Mesc 15 0 60 28 64 13 5 9 4 2 448
    Mofra 3 0 7 2 7 0 0 1 0 0 38
    Ocha905 17 0 179 8 139 86 41 15 17 11 1292
    Pantskyle 17 0 164 72 156 22 7 18 13 5 1144
    Paracleet 7 0 35 14 35 3 4 2 6 3 266
    Piggy Smal 17 0 47 12 7 10 2 3 23 21 383
    Purple7X08 13 14 91 51 89 14 8 16 2 0 646
    Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
    Raveneyes 17 0 66 61 80 5 3 14 0 0 522
    Reginald P 16 13 88 33 75 18 9 8 7 6 631
    Snuffaluph 3 0 5 4 6 0 0 1 3 1 55
    Spudmaster 17 163 163 2 146 51 32 14 16 8 1248
    Stokey 2 0 4 3 3 0 0 1 0 0 24
    The Filth 17 0 93 12 11 14 7 4 52 33 733
    Theinjuryf 17 15 151 1 149 88 43 19 11 8 1181
    Tonga Bob 17 0 164 86 157 28 13 35 8 5 1137
    Toxic 15 0 65 34 68 12 8 9 3 1 481
    Tubbsfarqu 17 0 122 69 108 10 5 10 2 1 817
    Zackah 16 0 77 34 47 13 8 8 18 11 582
    Coney Island Warriors

    The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

    The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

    Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

    Author: TheInjuryFactory

    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Raveneyes 320 103 1701 734 1581 262 188 182 206 123 12619
    Zackah 302 5 2223 830 2164 546 320 288 259 168 16854
    Freofalcon 296 204 1873 837 1736 375 227 229 172 107 13985
    Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
    Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
    Theinjuryf 212 21 1938 336 1862 871 462 231 142 92 14764
    Reginald P 209 87 1444 595 1220 280 142 156 220 140 10898
    Toxic 181 17 1029 448 1022 269 142 129 86 57 7896
    Dinsdale 181 22 1290 601 1215 220 99 145 154 91 9684
    Pantskyle 176 433 1721 111 1628 769 406 185 134 84 13000
    Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
    Tonga Bob 165 526 1630 417 1501 422 265 201 98 71 11678
    Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
    Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
    Tubbsfarqu 153 34 783 411 692 100 60 88 65 33 5619
    Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
    Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
    Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
    Footyguy13 148 7 1243 630 1183 175 85 148 101 75 9014
    Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
    Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
    Piggy Smal 112 32 542 223 370 72 44 53 119 93 4047
    Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
    Mofra 100 9 503 263 462 68 46 56 32 23 3596
    Mesc 88 24 414 201 368 54 29 45 39 30 2979
    Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
    Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
    Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
    Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
    Stokey 79 0 381 225 381 59 40 44 53 40 3082
    Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
    Spudmaster 78 163 630 255 621 102 68 56 44 28 4660
    Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
    Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
    Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
    Purple7X08 68 14 434 253 385 48 26 52 35 20 3137
    The Filth 67 6 360 47 43 48 29 26 222 115 2903
    Snuffaluph 67 14 383 184 311 47 28 29 52 30 2808
    Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
    Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
    Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
    Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
    Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
    Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
    Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
    Moo 51 33 271 126 255 48 17 39 17 9 1937
    Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
    Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
    Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
    El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
    Ocha905 48 0 462 95 415 168 85 36 33 24 3372
    Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
    Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
    David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
    Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
    The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
    Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
    Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
    The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
    Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
    Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
    Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
    Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
    Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
    Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
    Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
    I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
    Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
    Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
    Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
    Paracleet 22 23 127 54 116 15 17 9 14 12 944
    Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
    Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
    Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
    Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
    Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
    Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
    Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
    Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
    A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
    Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
    Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
    Barrybran 17 0 123 79 109 13 6 18 20 15 963
    Brian_Muz 17 2 118 68 108 15 9 14 25 14 967
    Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
    Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
    Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
    Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
    Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
    Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
    Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
    Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
    A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
    Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
    Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
    Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
    Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
    Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
    Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
    Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
    Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
    Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
    Brahj 6 0 19 0 4 4 0 4 5 7 106
    Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
    Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
    Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
    Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
    Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
    Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
    Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
    Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57
    Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26

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    Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
    38 9 0 8 1798 1680
    37 7 0 9 1531 1656
    36 7 0 8 1543 1436
    35 12 0 7 1989 1882
    34 4 0 8 1046 1239
    33 7 1 10 1721 1791
    32 6 0 10 1535 1719
    31 11 0 8 1987 1931
    30 6 0 10 1606 1650
    29 7 0 10 1712 1728
    28 6 1 9 1585 1751
    27 11 0 7 1951 1648
    26 9 0 9 1749 1681
    25 4 1 11 1562 1613
    24 7 1 8 1589 1717
    23 9 0 9 1725 1884