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  • Season 18

    Founded

  • Tonga Bob

    Captain

  • 0

    Premierships

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Latest 5 Matches

Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
37 12 Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Win 53 Match Center
37 11 Coney Island Warriors Gold City Royals Loss 51 Match Center
37 10 Gumbies FFC Coney Island Warriors Win 24 Match Center
37 08 Coney Island Warriors West Coast Wonders Loss 45 Match Center
37 07 Fighting Furies Coney Island Warriors Loss 30 Match Center
Games337
Win161
Draw5
Loss171
Goals5,086
Behinds3,250
Score33,766
HitOuts4,657
Kicks44,471
Marks17,230
Handballs40,685
Tackles9,494
Frees For5,277
Frees Agnst5,155
Disposals85,156
DreamTeam332,683
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Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
Dinsdale 11 0 63 43 63 14 7 13 0 0 468
Footyguy13 11 0 96 41 95 20 8 15 3 0 662
Frankston 1 0 5 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 36
Freofalcon 11 0 76 46 72 13 4 6 0 0 548
Lord_Flash 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Mesc 10 0 66 41 56 5 3 4 0 0 444
Mofra 11 0 34 14 21 1 4 5 10 4 243
Ocha905 11 0 88 5 97 47 31 6 6 4 714
Pantskyle 11 0 112 1 111 60 31 9 10 8 873
Paracleet 10 23 69 27 60 11 11 5 8 9 528
Piggy Smal 11 0 109 52 108 19 4 18 12 3 800
Purple7X08 11 0 84 65 78 6 7 6 1 3 625
Raveneyes 11 0 63 42 61 12 7 4 8 7 535
Reginald P 11 0 73 54 86 9 6 10 12 6 643
Smoooothy 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
Snuffaluph 2 0 6 0 0 0 0 1 4 2 41
Spudmaster 11 0 65 31 50 3 4 7 6 11 430
Stokey 9 0 39 10 23 3 8 3 7 15 261
The Filth 11 0 60 8 8 7 4 1 37 19 490
Theinjuryf 11 0 88 34 110 12 4 19 2 3 596
Tonga Bob 11 93 93 2 100 24 18 10 9 1 717
Toxic 10 9 63 26 60 2 2 5 3 1 410
Tubbsfarqu 11 12 55 7 48 10 8 9 1 1 322
Zackah 11 0 32 6 4 5 2 2 15 14 242
Coney Island Warriors

The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

Author: TheInjuryFactory

Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
Raveneyes 298 91 1601 656 1477 252 181 163 206 122 11874
Zackah 281 5 2116 785 2098 520 306 276 237 155 16039
Freofalcon 274 204 1714 748 1592 345 207 207 167 104 12846
Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
Theinjuryf 190 6 1735 318 1677 776 417 209 122 81 13226
Reginald P 188 74 1330 547 1118 261 130 146 206 131 10044
Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
Toxic 161 17 947 413 933 250 129 120 80 56 7268
Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
Dinsdale 159 22 1145 499 1053 208 94 124 130 79 8473
Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
Pantskyle 154 433 1510 39 1407 727 386 165 116 76 11465
Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
Tonga Bob 143 514 1431 325 1308 385 246 162 84 66 10268
Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
Tubbsfarqu 131 25 638 334 569 88 54 77 53 27 4599
Footyguy13 126 0 1028 526 978 135 73 124 92 67 7478
Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
Mofra 92 9 484 257 446 68 45 54 27 18 3459
Piggy Smal 90 5 447 202 314 52 30 46 94 69 3313
Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
Stokey 72 0 347 191 337 54 38 40 50 39 2761
Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
Mesc 69 24 323 163 282 41 23 32 34 26 2367
Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
Snuffaluph 63 14 376 178 301 47 28 28 49 29 2733
Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
Spudmaster 56 0 425 230 431 48 34 37 23 18 3098
Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
Moo 51 33 271 126 255 48 17 39 17 9 1937
Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
Purple7X08 50 0 312 186 270 30 18 30 33 20 2300
El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
The Filth 45 0 250 35 24 31 21 19 160 78 2029
Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
Ocha905 26 0 244 81 244 66 39 18 14 11 1807
Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
Paracleet 10 23 69 27 60 11 11 5 8 9 528
Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26
Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57

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Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
37 4 0 7 1035 1125
36 7 0 8 1543 1436
35 12 0 7 1989 1882
34 4 0 8 1046 1239
33 7 1 10 1721 1791
32 6 0 10 1535 1719
31 11 0 8 1987 1931
30 6 0 10 1606 1650
29 7 0 10 1712 1728
28 6 1 9 1585 1751
27 11 0 7 1951 1648
26 9 0 9 1749 1681
25 4 1 11 1562 1613
24 7 1 8 1589 1717
23 9 0 9 1725 1884
22 12 0 7 2114 1926