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  • Season 18

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  • Tonga Bob

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    • Latest 5 Matches

    Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
    37 14 Coney Island Warriors Fighting Furies Loss 27 Match Center
    37 13 Dragons FFC Coney Island Warriors Loss 57 Match Center
    37 12 Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Win 53 Match Center
    37 11 Coney Island Warriors Gold City Royals Loss 51 Match Center
    37 10 Gumbies FFC Coney Island Warriors Win 24 Match Center
    Games339
    Win161
    Draw5
    Loss173
    Goals5,111
    Behinds3,272
    Score33,938
    HitOuts4,690
    Kicks44,747
    Marks17,340
    Handballs40,944
    Tackles9,542
    Frees For5,301
    Frees Agnst5,188
    Disposals85,691
    DreamTeam334,681
    You are viewing Current Season Statistics!
    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Dinsdale 13 0 76 52 84 14 8 18 0 0 562
    Footyguy13 13 0 115 50 117 21 10 16 3 2 795
    Frankston 1 0 5 5 3 0 0 0 0 0 36
    Freofalcon 13 0 95 57 93 16 7 8 0 0 689
    Lord_Flash 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
    Mesc 11 0 68 41 56 5 3 5 0 0 447
    Mofra 13 0 42 17 22 1 4 5 14 8 306
    Ocha905 13 0 117 5 118 63 35 9 6 5 903
    Pantskyle 13 0 136 1 136 71 35 11 12 11 1052
    Paracleet 12 23 80 33 68 11 12 7 8 9 590
    Piggy Smal 13 0 134 61 129 20 6 19 13 3 953
    Purple7X08 13 0 99 76 90 7 7 10 1 3 719
    Raveneyes 13 12 78 47 75 17 10 6 8 8 653
    Reginald P 13 0 87 60 98 10 8 10 14 8 747
    Smoooothy 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6
    Snuffaluph 3 0 8 2 4 0 0 1 4 2 61
    Spudmaster 13 0 74 35 63 3 5 8 7 12 500
    Stokey 11 0 49 24 36 3 8 4 7 15 356
    The Filth 13 0 68 8 8 9 4 1 41 23 550
    Theinjuryf 13 0 106 44 131 16 4 22 5 5 749
    Tonga Bob 13 105 113 8 116 27 18 14 11 1 851
    Toxic 12 9 65 27 63 2 3 5 3 1 426
    Tubbsfarqu 13 21 63 9 58 10 8 10 4 1 396
    Zackah 13 0 37 8 5 5 2 2 18 16 285
    Coney Island Warriors

    The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

    The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

    Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

    Author: TheInjuryFactory

    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Raveneyes 300 103 1616 661 1491 257 184 165 206 123 11992
    Zackah 283 5 2121 787 2099 520 306 276 240 157 16082
    Freofalcon 276 204 1733 759 1613 348 210 209 167 104 12987
    Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
    Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
    Theinjuryf 192 6 1753 328 1698 780 417 212 125 83 13379
    Reginald P 190 74 1344 553 1130 262 132 146 208 133 10148
    Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
    Toxic 163 17 949 414 936 250 130 120 80 56 7284
    Dinsdale 161 22 1158 508 1074 208 95 129 130 79 8567
    Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
    Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
    Pantskyle 156 433 1534 39 1432 738 390 167 118 79 11644
    Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
    Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
    Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
    Tonga Bob 145 526 1451 331 1324 388 246 166 86 66 10402
    Tubbsfarqu 133 34 646 336 579 88 54 78 56 27 4673
    Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
    Footyguy13 128 0 1047 535 1000 136 75 125 92 69 7611
    Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
    Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
    Mofra 94 9 492 260 447 68 45 54 31 22 3522
    Piggy Smal 92 5 472 211 335 53 32 47 95 69 3466
    Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
    Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
    Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
    Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
    Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
    Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
    Stokey 74 0 357 205 350 54 38 41 50 39 2856
    Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
    Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
    Mesc 70 24 325 163 282 41 23 33 34 26 2370
    Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
    Snuffaluph 64 14 378 180 305 47 28 28 49 29 2753
    Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
    Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
    Spudmaster 58 0 434 234 444 48 35 38 24 19 3168
    Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
    Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
    Purple7X08 52 0 327 197 282 31 18 34 33 20 2394
    Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
    Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
    Moo 51 33 271 126 255 48 17 39 17 9 1937
    Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
    Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
    Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
    El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
    The Filth 47 0 258 35 24 33 21 19 164 82 2089
    Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
    Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
    Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
    David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
    The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
    Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
    Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
    The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
    Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
    Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
    Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
    Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
    Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
    Ocha905 28 0 273 81 265 82 43 21 14 12 1996
    Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
    Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
    Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
    I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
    Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
    Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
    Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
    Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
    Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
    Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
    Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
    Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
    Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
    A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
    Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
    Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
    Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
    Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
    Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
    Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
    Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
    Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
    Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
    Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
    Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
    Paracleet 12 23 80 33 68 11 12 7 8 9 590
    A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
    Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
    Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
    Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
    Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
    Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
    Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
    Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
    Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
    Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
    Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
    Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
    Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
    Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
    Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
    Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
    Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26
    Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57

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    Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
    37 4 0 9 1207 1381
    36 7 0 8 1543 1436
    35 12 0 7 1989 1882
    34 4 0 8 1046 1239
    33 7 1 10 1721 1791
    32 6 0 10 1535 1719
    31 11 0 8 1987 1931
    30 6 0 10 1606 1650
    29 7 0 10 1712 1728
    28 6 1 9 1585 1751
    27 11 0 7 1951 1648
    26 9 0 9 1749 1681
    25 4 1 11 1562 1613
    24 7 1 8 1589 1717
    23 9 0 9 1725 1884
    22 12 0 7 2114 1926