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  • Season 18

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  • Tonga Bob

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    • Latest 5 Matches

    Season Round Home Away Result Margin View
    38 PF Dragons FFC Coney Island Warriors Loss 41 Match Center
    38 SF Coney Island Warriors Gold City Royals Win 14 Match Center
    38 QF Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Loss 5 Match Center
    38 18 Coney Island Warriors East Side Hawks Loss 19 Match Center
    38 16 Coney Island Warriors Sin City Swamprats Win 13 Match Center
    Games361
    Win174
    Draw5
    Loss182
    Goals5,458
    Behinds3,474
    Score36,222
    HitOuts4,963
    Kicks47,626
    Marks18,488
    Handballs43,492
    Tackles10,155
    Frees For5,616
    Frees Agnst5,520
    Disposals91,118
    DreamTeam356,186
    You are viewing Current Season Statistics!
    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Barrybran 19 0 140 85 117 15 6 18 20 15 1056
    Brahj 8 0 26 3 10 4 0 5 5 7 145
    Brian_Muz 19 2 121 68 108 15 9 14 26 14 982
    Dinsdale 19 0 132 90 131 11 4 15 26 13 1100
    Footyguy13 19 7 176 85 162 31 7 22 9 7 1240
    Freofalcon 19 0 117 63 106 27 16 13 4 3 864
    Mesc 17 0 66 31 73 14 5 9 4 2 497
    Mofra 3 0 7 2 7 0 0 1 0 0 38
    Ocha905 19 0 198 8 156 93 44 16 17 12 1412
    Pantskyle 19 0 185 80 176 24 9 20 15 5 1287
    Paracleet 9 0 50 23 43 4 7 4 6 3 355
    Piggy Smal 19 0 55 12 7 12 2 3 27 25 443
    Purple7X08 13 14 91 51 89 14 8 16 2 0 646
    Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
    Raveneyes 19 0 74 64 91 7 4 14 0 0 586
    Reginald P 18 13 92 33 76 19 9 8 9 7 662
    Snuffaluph 3 0 5 4 6 0 0 1 3 1 55
    Spudmaster 19 189 178 2 166 56 35 15 18 9 1392
    Stokey 2 0 4 3 3 0 0 1 0 0 24
    The Filth 19 0 100 14 12 16 9 5 58 34 806
    Theinjuryf 19 15 164 1 168 101 48 22 12 8 1312
    Tonga Bob 19 0 174 89 174 31 15 35 9 5 1230
    Toxic 17 0 68 36 76 14 8 11 3 1 514
    Tubbsfarqu 19 0 128 73 118 12 5 11 2 1 872
    Zackah 18 0 93 44 55 15 9 10 19 11 685
    Coney Island Warriors

    The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain this culture to the modern day. They have competed in 14 seasons in the Sweet FA, winning a minor premiership and reaching the Grand Final in Season 19 but they are the only current club yet to taste the ultimate success. The Warriors have played at their home ground of Van Cortlandt Park in the Docklands since entering the league, a ground most notably known for its 'Whore Tree'.

    The home strip for the majority of the club's existence has consisted of a stylised white 'W' splitting a black (upper half) and orange (lower half) guernsey, whilst they usually play in an all-white or all-orange clash strip.

    Founded as a club predominantly for Bay 13 posters, the Warriors have fostered a culture of shitposting, antagonism and trolling since its inception and are known for their insular culture compared to the rest of the league.

    Author: TheInjuryFactory

    Player GMS HO K M HB T FF FA G B DT
    Raveneyes 322 103 1709 737 1592 264 189 182 206 123 12683
    Zackah 304 5 2239 840 2172 548 321 290 260 168 16957
    Freofalcon 298 204 1880 842 1739 378 227 230 172 107 14036
    Smoooothy 221 18 1326 682 1205 184 107 137 159 111 9949
    Frankston 214 235 1497 495 1393 413 220 162 114 86 11153
    Theinjuryf 214 21 1951 336 1881 884 467 234 143 92 14895
    Reginald P 211 87 1448 595 1221 281 142 156 222 141 10929
    Dinsdale 183 22 1305 610 1224 220 99 146 157 94 9792
    Toxic 183 17 1032 450 1030 271 142 131 86 57 7929
    Pantskyle 178 433 1742 119 1648 771 408 187 136 84 13143
    Lord_Flash 168 23 1139 554 1173 157 106 136 99 72 8440
    Tonga Bob 167 526 1640 420 1518 425 267 201 99 71 11771
    Relaxmax 160 476 1163 509 1217 236 112 143 116 85 9334
    Candiehapp 157 19 1127 569 1131 161 98 166 47 42 7937
    Tubbsfarqu 155 34 789 415 702 102 60 89 65 33 5674
    Bigjoed_ 151 423 993 274 803 177 124 90 160 108 7460
    Footyguy13 150 7 1264 641 1202 175 86 149 103 76 9159
    Packedlunc 150 333 905 332 804 172 86 106 105 72 6810
    Wosh 149 459 1132 294 1035 287 173 133 128 88 8585
    Morganashl 131 28 641 284 535 104 59 78 107 39 4795
    Ordinaryjo 125 0 760 444 809 131 82 98 11 14 5622
    Piggy Smal 114 32 550 223 370 74 44 53 123 97 4107
    Dapperjong 111 2 912 274 908 259 151 104 63 50 6679
    Mofra 100 9 503 263 462 68 46 56 32 23 3596
    Mesc 90 24 420 204 377 55 29 45 39 30 3028
    Norm Landr 87 24 456 232 433 60 33 57 33 18 3272
    Kabanna 84 14 337 114 292 84 45 38 73 47 2703
    Harry000 84 151 669 121 495 196 94 64 143 85 5140
    Beeg 84 3 534 127 186 90 44 47 250 123 4244
    Spudmaster 80 189 645 255 641 107 71 57 46 29 4804
    Naturaldis 79 0 422 219 334 59 36 56 77 39 3196
    Stokey 79 0 381 225 381 59 40 44 53 40 3082
    Stronzo 74 9 374 103 161 46 22 31 141 72 2793
    Sydney Blo 73 0 411 256 399 46 38 53 21 8 2996
    Itsmyshow 71 0 464 188 303 85 32 47 133 93 3684
    The Filth 69 6 367 49 44 50 31 27 228 116 2976
    Purple7X08 68 14 434 253 385 48 26 52 35 20 3137
    Snuffaluph 67 14 383 184 311 47 28 29 52 30 2808
    Redvest4 67 10 549 266 597 79 40 76 43 14 4049
    Volbeat 62 0 368 185 328 55 35 61 33 22 2607
    Craffles 59 16 339 118 195 64 33 34 102 54 2630
    Papa Juggs 57 14 320 165 300 52 25 35 32 18 2407
    Les Norton 54 18 398 111 405 119 64 44 29 22 2959
    Oogac 52 0 253 114 208 36 15 26 22 20 1750
    Haduken 52 55 298 145 295 52 29 36 30 18 2301
    Moo 51 33 271 126 255 48 17 39 17 9 1937
    Ocha905 50 0 481 95 432 175 88 37 33 25 3492
    Leobarryus 50 0 290 144 282 48 22 33 48 29 2298
    Kdavva 50 134 508 170 491 79 37 55 25 28 3516
    Benwah83 50 239 373 98 397 101 52 41 34 23 3006
    El Dubya 48 0 372 57 376 159 101 36 24 22 2834
    Agent93 46 3 378 197 405 65 26 56 32 10 2858
    Sbym 45 9 236 116 237 38 19 31 22 13 1762
    David Schw 40 0 216 121 205 28 14 37 17 6 1544
    Sam_Malone 40 0 298 163 334 39 27 40 19 13 2241
    The Half B 38 0 380 44 319 188 90 34 23 14 2802
    Boncer34 36 0 232 128 227 39 15 34 14 9 1696
    The Mighty 35 219 237 25 264 72 35 34 24 22 1920
    Denied 35 0 321 118 312 69 37 50 28 21 2293
    Percel 35 9 153 64 108 22 10 20 22 17 1063
    Jazny 34 6 308 128 267 41 26 41 20 9 2044
    Invinciblu 31 9 162 60 99 28 13 14 48 29 1273
    Networkner 30 0 117 46 78 12 11 10 17 15 791
    Ilksy 29 1 141 64 125 17 14 14 22 16 1054
    Cursingfij 27 1 169 104 176 29 11 22 15 11 1334
    Le Grille 26 5 169 64 180 57 32 22 20 14 1392
    Paracleet 24 23 142 63 124 16 20 11 14 12 1033
    Ambrose Bu 24 18 85 22 59 15 12 6 21 17 654
    Randomizor 24 0 121 42 103 19 8 18 21 15 866
    I Dont Car 24 0 145 43 123 55 20 17 22 15 1146
    Igniter 22 0 74 20 58 10 6 10 20 11 545
    Mr Blicavs 21 10 102 57 124 25 10 12 2 5 826
    Cm9000 21 0 96 18 96 27 17 5 15 10 744
    Aussie Roc 20 0 85 52 87 12 10 15 13 7 683
    Barrybran 19 0 140 85 117 15 6 18 20 15 1056
    Thetradesm 19 0 161 60 145 24 9 20 5 3 1031
    Test Tickl 19 137 149 28 151 30 24 20 9 9 1117
    Spanna_ 19 8 83 28 66 17 10 7 9 9 593
    Brian_Muz 19 2 121 68 108 15 9 14 26 14 982
    Elton John 18 0 173 87 148 22 19 18 14 7 1220
    A Swallow 18 0 189 73 192 33 17 22 6 4 1293
    Deathevoca 18 0 57 17 28 16 1 6 13 9 412
    Square Peg 18 0 106 89 110 13 6 11 9 12 896
    Bet On Blu 18 6 70 32 74 11 3 14 11 3 534
    Db Swannie 16 0 114 63 102 13 12 16 8 1 800
    Blern 16 0 159 91 174 27 14 24 4 3 1175
    Chelseacar 15 4 117 63 98 11 8 11 19 11 884
    Bffl 15 0 59 9 34 15 5 7 28 11 495
    Retired Ji 13 0 59 16 45 5 7 5 14 8 419
    Phatboy 13 6 50 14 62 22 4 10 5 2 416
    Furthewin 12 0 53 16 29 7 5 4 16 1 383
    Yidaki 12 0 92 51 110 15 7 12 4 8 712
    A Cut Abov 11 4 56 27 47 7 2 7 13 7 441
    Miss_Kate1 9 0 48 40 58 9 1 8 0 0 393
    Waywardson 9 0 55 46 72 5 0 6 3 0 467
    Brahj 8 0 26 3 10 4 0 5 5 7 145
    Cesoir 7 0 28 13 25 8 2 7 1 3 195
    Brucie Buf 7 0 42 26 37 4 2 6 3 1 297
    Bleeeeeeee 7 0 21 12 20 4 3 5 1 3 152
    Beinpurple 7 0 44 30 53 2 1 5 1 0 328
    Amos 6 0 26 9 23 1 0 0 2 0 167
    Skippos 6 0 32 12 25 9 4 2 4 3 243
    Max Milbur 6 0 26 14 27 4 2 3 6 2 221
    Raffrox 6 0 35 23 35 4 3 4 2 1 264
    Jhye Clark 4 0 20 5 1 5 0 2 11 8 165
    Adogsfan5 3 0 11 8 8 1 0 4 2 0 77
    Deewong699 3 0 5 6 13 5 2 0 0 0 81
    Rad Roo 3 0 13 3 8 4 1 2 1 1 82
    Plugger35 3 0 16 16 20 1 0 2 0 0 134
    Royals1922 2 0 25 15 22 3 1 2 1 8 185
    Cooksen 1 0 5 2 4 0 0 1 0 0 26
    Watchyourw 1 0 9 3 4 0 0 0 2 1 57

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    Season Win Draw Loss Pts. For Pts. Agnst
    38 10 0 9 1960 1869
    37 7 0 9 1531 1656
    36 7 0 8 1543 1436
    35 12 0 7 1989 1882
    34 4 0 8 1046 1239
    33 7 1 10 1721 1791
    32 6 0 10 1535 1719
    31 11 0 8 1987 1931
    30 6 0 10 1606 1650
    29 7 0 10 1712 1728
    28 6 1 9 1585 1751
    27 11 0 7 1951 1648
    26 9 0 9 1749 1681
    25 4 1 11 1562 1613
    24 7 1 8 1589 1717
    23 9 0 9 1725 1884